
After he had got bitten to death by the once seemingly sane hedge-hog, the yellow squirrel returned from the underworld only to receive an interesting call.
βHello, my name is Mr. Hedge-hog. I am calling on behalf of Zerrazen. Am I speaking to Mr. Yellow Squirrel?β
βYes you are,β replied Mr. Yellow Squirrel.
βWell sir, I am contacting you in regards to a past due balance on your account.β
βYes, I know, but I could not pay my bills on time because at that time I was M.I.A.β
βOh yes sir, it says on your bill, that you are currently in transition to becoming a fully fledged zombie, and we at Zerrazen take that seriously.β
βWell, if you or Zerrazen really understood my situation, you all should also know that getting a job in my current state is practically impossible. I mean everyone keeps running away from me, itβs like Iβm cursed.β
βWell sir, you are a zombie in transition, I mean youβre practically not alive.β
βDo you think I donβt know that? I am freaking dead walking yellow squirrel.β
βI understand your situation Sir, if I was bitten by a zombie Hedge-hog, I too would be fuming.β
βArgh argh argh argh argh rah argh rah rah awrrrrrrr rahhhhhhhhhhhβ
βSir, are you there?β
βArghhh rah argh rah arghhh rah rah rah awrrrr rahhhhhhβ
βSir, oh my, what a pity, there goes another Zerrazen customer. He didnβt even get to pay his past due bill.β
The hedge-hog quietly dropped the phone and sighed. βTypical of a yellow squirrelβ